[
from trailer]
Shoeshine Boy:
Y'know, you never see dogs hurting each other for money.
Jack:
You never see people sniffing each other's butts.
Shoeshine Boy:
Touché.
Shoeshine Boy:
There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry!
Riff Raff:
Aaaah! I'm naked!
Cad:
[
after Shoeshine Boy sneezes on Simon Barsinister's face] Oh, gross! Your mouth was open.
Shoeshine Boy:
Right. I'm going to learn manners from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl.
Small Boy:
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.
Woman:
It's a plane.
Man:
It's a frog.
Crowd:
A frog?
Shoeshine Boy:
It's not a bird, or a plane, or even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
Shoeshine Boy:
There's no need for fright. Underdog can bite.
Dr. Simon Barsinister:
[
as Simon Barsinister approaches Shoeshine Boy with a hypodermic needle] Don't worry, little guy. It will only hurt... a lot!
Shoeshine Boy:
[
starting to speak] Give the dog your food!
Jack:
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Shoeshine Boy:
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Molly:
You and your boss are not gonna get away with this!
Cad:
He's not my boss, we're partners!
Molly:
Well then, why are YOU doing this?
Cad:
Because my partner would fire me if I don't.
Shoeshine Boy:
He says he thinks they should see other people. She says... Wait people eat that too
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