- Doris Jenkins: If God had wanted man and a woman to be together, he would have made women like football!
- Bill Dempson: Me and you stopped talkin'.
- Brad: You stopped talkin' to me.
- Bill Dempson: Well, what happened?
- Brad: Well, I told you I was a fag.
- Bill Dempson: Oh, yeah.
- Doris Jenkins: We will not create a scene with company in the house. We're middle class white people!
- teacher: I'm the teacher. I can do whatever the hell I want.