The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Colin : I'm Colin.

  Lisa Simpson : I haven't seen you at school

  Colin : Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.

  Lisa Simpson : Is he...?

  Colin : He's not Bono.

  Lisa Simpson : I just thought because you're Irish and you care about...

  Colin : He's NOT Bono.

• [Bart claps] 

  Lisa Simpson : What are you doing, Bart?

  Bart Simpson : Eh, just passing the time.

  [Bart claps, snow repeatedly falls on Homer] 

  Homer Simpson : Aw, my boy loves Alaska so much, he's applauding it. Lisa, why aren't you clapping?

  Lisa Simpson : But Dad!

  Homer Simpson : [sternly]  Clap for Alaska!

  [Lisa claps along with Bart] 

  Homer Simpson : [Homer is buried under an avalanche] 

• Lisa Simpson : Mom, I've got to go find Colin.

  Marge Simpson : Not now, sweetie. Doomsday is family time.

• [Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day sings "da-da-da" to the final part of the Simpsons tune, following his teleprompter] 

  Billie Joe Armstrong : Alright, well thanks a lot for coming. We've been playing for three and a half hours, now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.

  [there is a deathly silence, followed by huge boos from the Springfieldians. They start throwing things at Green Day] 

  Barney Gumble : Preachy!

  Billie Joe Armstrong : We're not being preachy!

  Tre Cool : But the pollution in your lake - it's dissolving our barge!

  [Moe is sitting in a deck chair. Lisa is standing next to him] 

  Lisa Simpson : I thought they touched on a vital issue.

  Moe : I beg to differ.

  [He throws a rock at the stage, which penetrates the bass drum and hits Frank in the crotch] 

  Tre Cool : Oh.

  Mike Dirnt : Gentlemen, it's been an honour playing with you tonight.

  [Green Day put down their instruments and bring out violins as the barge sinks. Lisa looks on woefully] 

• Lisa Simpson : But I'm so angry.

  Marge Simpson : You're a woman. You can hold on to it forever.

• Lisa Simpson : This town is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen. So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses!

  [everyone spits out their water in disgust] 

  Moe : See, this is why we should hate kids!

• Homer Simpson : So, who wants waffles?

  Bart Simpson , Grampa , Lisa Simpson : I do! I do! I do!

  Marge Simpson : What about Grampa?

  Bart Simpson : I want syrup!

  Lisa Simpson : I want strawberries!

  Marge Simpson : Shouldn't we be concerned about what happened in church?

  Homer Simpson : I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but that's okay, because we love him anyway, and we got a free rug out of it.

  [Kisses Grampa on the forehead] 

  Marge Simpson : What's the point of going to church every Sunday if when someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right, Grampa?

  Grampa : I want bananas on my waffles.

  Homer Simpson : I rest my case.

• Lisa Simpson : [during end credits]  It looks like Maggie has something to say!

  Marge Simpson : Oh my God! Her first word!

  Maggie Simpson : [takes pacifier out of mouth] 

  [pause] 

  Maggie Simpson : Sequel?

• Lisa Simpson : [Lisa and Colin are pressing their hands against the glass]  I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this...

  Bart Simpson : [sing-song]  Lisa's got a boyfriend / That she'll never see again!

  [Lisa cold-cocks Bart] 

• Lisa Simpson : You monster! You monster!

  Homer Simpson : Uh, did you see the news?

• [the wrecking ball dings the truck Marge, Lisa and Bart are in] 

  Bart Simpson : Did you hear something?

  Lisa Simpson : Probably just a moth.

  Marge Simpson : I hope it's okay.

• Lisa Simpson : Our crisis level will be here.

  Lenny : That's not so bad.

  Lisa Simpson : No, this forklift is messed up.

  [the forklift goes crazy until it is back to normal] 

  Lisa Simpson : Am I getting through to anyone?

  Krusty the Clown : Hell yeah, we need a new one of those things!

• Lisa Simpson : Colin! Colin!

  Milhouse : Lisa, Colin is dead.

  [Lisa gasps] 

  Milhouse : His last words were,

  [as Colin] 

  Milhouse : "Milhouse, take care of Lisa. Hold her hand."

  [realizes Colin is standing beside him] 

  Milhouse : Uh, I got her all warmed up for ya.

• Bart Simpson : Let us out! Let us out!

  EPA Official : Stop that! You'll scratch your shackles!

  Bart Simpson : I hope I do!

  [rubs shackles on cage, a gas then enters the truck] 

  Lisa Simpson : Oh way to go Bart!

  Bart Simpson : [drugged]  You stink.

  Lisa Simpson : [even more drugged]  No you stink.

  [they both pass out] 

• Lisa Simpson : [Knocks on door]  Hello, sorry to bother you on a Sunday , but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am...

  [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house] 

  Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than even...

  [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next door] 

  Sweet Old Lady : Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.

  Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield...

  [Door slams] 

  Lisa Simpson : Oh.

• EPA Driver : There's something strange about that sop sign.

  [Homer is seen driving to the EPA van in a wrecking ball crane to rescue his family, activates the wrecking ball to hit the van but barely touches it and makes a little tick of noise] 

  Bart Simpson : [gasps]  What was that?

  Lisa Simpson : Probably just a moth.

  Marge Simpson : I hope it's okay.

  [wrecking ball comes back to the crane and hits Homer, swinging him back to forth hitting a rock and a buliding called A Hard Place. Then the ball eventually stops swinging Homer and then drops him to the ground] 

  EPA Passenger : Look, we can't keep stopping at every sop, yeld or one vay sign. Just move along.

  [drives away] 

• Homer Simpson : I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so bad that I've had to come up with a back-up plan. And that plan is right here!

  [Pulls out wallet; takes out Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card] 

  Homer Simpson : No.

  [Takes out photo of Michael Jordan with his face taped over it] 

  Homer Simpson : No.

  [Takes out folded piece of paper] 

  Homer Simpson : Bingo!

  [Unfolds paper; it takes a long time] 

  Homer Simpson : Bear with me.

  [finally unfolds paper, a huge poster of Alaska with the tagline "A Fresh Start"] 

  Lisa Simpson : Alaska?

  Homer Simpson : Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk. When no one says things like "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate."