The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Tress MacNeille: Booberella, Sweet Old Lady, Colin, Agnes Skinner, Nelson's Mother, Pig, Crazy Cat Lady, Female EPA Worker, G.P.S. Woman, Cookie Kwan, Lindsey Naegle, TV Son, Medicine Woman, Girl on Phone

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Quotes 

• Colin : I'm Colin.

  Lisa Simpson : I haven't seen you at school

  Colin : Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.

  Lisa Simpson : Is he...?

  Colin : He's not Bono.

  Lisa Simpson : I just thought because you're Irish and you care about...

  Colin : He's NOT Bono.

• Homer Simpson : [Pig nudges the plank the Simpsons are using to escape]  No, Plopper. If you push that, daddy will die.

  Pig : [looks at Homer and pushes plank]  Oink.

• Girl on Phone : You hang up first.

  Boy on Phone : No, you hang up first.

  Girl on Phone : Okay.

  [hangs up] 

  Boy on Phone : What the-? She hung up on me!

• Tom Hanks : [voiceover in TV ad]  Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon?

  TV Dad : [bored]  Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon.

  TV Daughter : Oh, it's so old and boring! I want a new one, *now!*

  Tom Hanks : [appears from behind bush]  Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.

  TV Son : Tussle my hair, Mr. Hanks!

  Tom Hanks : Sure thing, son.

  [laughs as he does so. Stars come out of the boy's hair. He then smiles in wonder] 

  Tom Hanks : Now, I'm pleased to tell you about the new Grand Canyon.

  [shot changes to that of a smouldering crater] 

  Tom Hanks : Coming this weekend! It's east of Shelbyville and south of Capital City.

  Marge Simpson : [watching ad]  That's where Springfield is!

  Tom Hanks : It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was. This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're gonna pick a government to trust, why not this one?

• Agnes Skinner : [pointing to Bart who skateboards past naked]  Don't look where I'm pointing!

• Martin : [walks up to bullies, picks up wooden board]  I've been taking your crap all my life!

  [beats the bullies in one swipe] 

  Dolph , Jimbo Jones , Kearney : Uggghh!

  Martin : Whoo! This feels good! No wonder you do it.

• Helen Lovejoy : [having a "Book Club" with women]  Okay, let's discuss "Tuesdays with Morrie."

  Cookie Kwan : Again? If we don't get a new book, I'm gonna puke.

  Lindsey Naegle : You're the five people I'm going to meet in hell!

  [throws a book at Helen, barely missing her, ending up going through the window instead] 

• Lisa Simpson : [Knocks on door]  Hello, sorry to bother you on a Sunday , but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am...

  [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house] 

  Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than even...

  [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next door] 

  Sweet Old Lady : Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.

  Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield...

  [Door slams] 

  Lisa Simpson : Oh.

• Medicine Woman : Homer Simpson. do you know why you are here?

  Homer Simpson : because my family cares more about other people then they do about me.

  Medicine Woman : drink this liquid.

  Homer Simpson : AHHHhHHHHHHHH more please.

  Medicine Woman : now we will cleanse you spirit my the ancient Inuit art of throat singing.

  Homer Simpson : throat singing?

  Medicine Woman : AAAA OOO OOO OOO AAAA

  Homer Simpson : hoooo ahhh hoo ah hoo ah

  Homer Simpson : how long we doing this?

  Medicine Woman : until you. have an epiphany.

  Homer Simpson : ok?

  Medicine Woman : OOOOOOOHHHH OOOHHH OOHHH

  Homer Simpson : whats an epiphany?

  Medicine Woman : sudden realizing, of great truth.

  Homer Simpson : ok.