Miranda Cotton:
[
Brendan has just proposed to her sister] Congratulations.
Brendan Block:
Thanks. You know, when I was making the announcement I was looking at your mouth.
Miranda Cotton:
Why?
Brendan Block:
Well... it's beautiful. I was just thinking... I've come in that mouth.
Brendan Block:
[
having been dumped by Miranda] Miranda, I love you.
Miranda Cotton:
Just go.
Brendan Block:
You bitch. So you're just laying me on just like you did with your siter's boyfriend. "Michael kissed me today, Kerry's Michael. We did it in Kerry's bed...”
Miranda Cotton:
JUST PISS OFF!
Brendan Block:
If I go now I'll never come back.
Miranda Cotton:
...I think I'll survive.
[
Brendan looks at her, dumbfounded, then storms out]
Brendan Block:
[
just found out that Miranda wants to break up with him] Miranda, I love you.
Miranda Cotton:
Just go.
Brendan Block:
You Bitch.
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