Grindhouse (2007)

Tracie Thoms: Kim (segment "Death Proof")

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• Lee : You carry a gun?

  Kim : Uh-Huh.

  Lee : Do you have a license to carry it?

  Kim : Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.

  Lee : Oh, I didn't know you were... Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?

  Abernathy : Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.

  Kim : I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.

  Abernathy : You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.

  Kim : And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!

  Lee : Don't do your laundry at midnight.

  Kim : Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.

  Abernathy : There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.

  Kim : Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shot that nigga down!

  Abernathy : How about a knife at least.

  Kim : Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west muthafucka!

• Kim : Oh you know I can't let you go...

  Abernathy : Kim?

  Kim : Not without tappin' that ass...

  Zoe Bell : Umm Kim?

  Kim : One... More... TIME!

• Zoe : I'll be your slave. I'll do anything you want... I'll even crack your back.

  Kim : You'll do that anyways.

  Zoe : Yes, but this time, you won't even have to ask, you can just say "Bitch, do it" and I'll do it.

• Kim : Actually, we're paying you a compliment cause we're gonna do some stupid shit, but that's ok, cause we're stunt people, we ain't got good sense, but you've got good sense, and anybody with good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doin'.

• Kim : Now, what did you say after the last time?

  Zoe Bell : Look, I know what I said...

  Kim : What did you say?

  Zoe Bell : I know I said we shouldn't do this again...

  Kim : No! You didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't ever gonna do that again.

  Zoe Bell : Yeah, but...

  Kim : But, my ass! You said not only are we never gonna play "ships mast" again, but you also said that if you ever do what you're trying to do now, to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now, did you or did you not say that?

  Zoe Bell : What...!

  Kim : No, no, no, no! Answer the question, motherfucker! Did you or did you not say that?

  Zoe Bell : Yes, I said that. However...

  Kim : Whatever witch your however.

• [last lines] 

  Stuntman Mike : Be careful, my right arm's broken!

  Kim : What, *this*?

  [cracking] 

  Stuntman Mike : Oww!

  Abernathy : Such a fuckin' cry-baby!

  [punches Mike, the other girls take turns] 

  Zoe : Oh, you want some of this?

  Abernathy : Fuck yeah!

  Kim : Come here!

  Abernathy : Ha ha ha!

  [series of punches] 

  Abernathy : Motherfucker!

  Kim : Motherfucker!

  Abernathy : Asshole!

  [Zöe delivers a spinning kick to Mike's face, and the girls throw their hands up in victory] 

• Abernathy : Why not just carry a knife instead of a gun?

  Kim : You know what happens to mutha fuckers who carry knives? They get shot!

• [repeated line] 

  Kim : I'm gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now!

• [chasing after Stuntman Mike] 

  Kim : I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, muthafucker!

• [speeding by a bunch of cows] 

  Kim : Moo, muthafucker, moo!

• Kim : Motherfucker try to rape me, I don't wanna give him a skin rash, I wanna shut that nigga down.

• Kim : I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!

• Kim : [horn honks]  Hey good looking! We'll be back to pick you up later!

  Lee : [Jasper laughs]  Gulp.