Grindhouse (2007)

Jeff Fahey: JT (segment "Planet Terror")

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  J.T. : Best in Texas.

• J.T. : Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas.

  Cherry : Oh, no thanks.

  J.T. : What's the matter? You don't eat meat?

  Cherry : Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit.

  Cherry : [grins]  See that?

  J.T. : What's that?

  Cherry : Shit-eating grin.

  J.T. : [laughs]  You ought to be a comedian.

  Cherry : What do you think of the leg?

  J.T. : [laughs]  Sure is funny.

• [Machete trailer] 

  Announcer : [voiceover]  But they soon realize...

  The Boss : He's coming after *us*!

  [cut to Machete opening his jacket to reveal an arsenal of machetes] 

  Announcer : They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!

• Announcer : [first lines, voiceover]  They called him Machete.

  Machete : [voiceover]  Seventy dollars a day for yard work. Hundred for roofing.

  The Boss : [car with The Boss pulls up]  Get in.

  Machete : [cut to Machete in car with The Boss]  One-twenty-five for septic... sewage.

  The Boss : Have you ever killed anyone before?

• [Machete trailer: Machete sharpens a machete] 

  Announcer : [voiceover]  He knows the score...

  [cut to The Boss picking up a phone] 

  The Boss : Where are my wife and daughter?

  [cut to Machete in a pool with The Boss's wife and daughter] 

  Announcer : [voiceover]  He gets the women!

• J.T. : That boy's got the devil in him.

• J.T. : Alright, but you gotta take this recipe to the grave.

  Sheriff Hague : I think I can god damn guarantee that.