She's the Man (2006)
Jonathan Sadowski: Paul
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Quotes
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Paul : Vi- be a good boy.
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Paul : [laughs] You want me to turn you into your brother?
Viola : That's right. I'm going to Illyria as Sebastian. I'll make the boys soccer team, and in 12 days beat the Cornwall boys team.
Paul : You've taken too many soccer balls to the head.
Viola : You know I can do it, Paul.
Paul : Except for the voice, mannerisms, the breasts, the mentality and...
Yvonne : It doesn't matter. Nobody at Illyria has even met Sebastian. They won't know the difference.
Paul : They'll know he's a girl.
Viola : Oh, come on, Paul.
Yvonne , Kia : [in unison] Yeah, come on, Paul.
Old Lady in Beauty Parlor : Yeah, come on, Paul.
Paul : OK. OK. I'll see what I can do.
Viola : Yes!
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[as Sebastian, Viola enters Cesarios searching for Duke, Andrew and Toby]
Duke : Man. Look who's here.
[ducks down]
Duke : Don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. Spread out so that it looks like we got no room.
[Toby spreads out]
Viola : What's up?
Paul : [into his phone] Go, Kia.
[Kia struts into Cesarios up to Viola/Sebastian]
Kia : Hey, Sebastian.
Viola : Kia. Hey, girl. How you doing, baby?
Kia : Not the same without you.
Viola : You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.
[Duke and Andrew look at each other, confused]
Kia : I miss you, Sebastian. I've been thinking about you a lot. Especially at night.
Viola : Sweet.
Kia : And late.
Toby : Okay. Did she just say that to Sebastian?
Duke : What just happened?