Beer League (2006)
Cara Buono: Linda Salvo
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Quotes
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Linda Salvo : I'm so embarrassed right now.
Artie DeVanzo : You're embarrassed? I just got cock-blocked by my mom!
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Linda Salvo : Be honest with me, Artie. The only reason you like me is because I fuck you.
Artie DeVanzo : Not at all... I mean it's awesome.
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Linda Salvo : [as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date] Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick!
Artie DeVanzo : Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired.
Linda Salvo : Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay?
Artie DeVanzo : I'll be Hugh fucking Downs.
Linda Salvo : Who the fuck is that?
Artie DeVanzo : He was the host of Concentration just blow me.
Artie's Mom : [interrupting them, unexpectedly] I made tiramisu, you kids wants some?
Artie DeVanzo : No mom, go back inside!
Artie's Mom : It's in the fridge, you change your mind.
Artie DeVanzo : *Back inside*!
Linda Salvo : I'm so embarrassed right now.
Artie DeVanzo : You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!