Strongbad_email.exe (2004 Video)

Mike Chapman: Pom Pom, Powered by The Cheat Homestar, Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, Powered by The Cheat Eh! Steve, Powered by The Cheat Marzipan, Powered by The Cheat Coach Z, Powered by The Cheat Bubs, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Mike : Hi.

  [catches a football tossed to him] 

  Mike : I'm Mike Chapman. People are all the time asking me, "Mike, how do you do the voices for those dumb animal characters on your website?", and I say, "I'm Mike. Matt does the voices."

• Powered by The Cheat Homestar : Hey, Strong Bad, I need to be kicked into the face.

  Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad : I can do it. I will do it nine times.

  [He jumps in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times] 

  Powered by The Cheat Homestar : This is the last...

  Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad : Shut it up. Shut it up, you.

  Powered by The Cheat Homestar : Shut it up, me.

• Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad : [cartwheeling]  Here I go. Here I go again on my own.

  [uses a ramp to jump over buses] 

  Powered by The Cheat Bubs : Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!

• Mike : Hey, Homestar, I've got a new friend for you.

  Homestar Runner : Uh-oh... last time you said that?

  Mike : [holds up a Kick-The-Cheat doll] 

  Homestar Runner : What in blue blazes is that?

  Mike : [hits the Kick the Cheat doll, causing it to make The Cheat noises] 

  Homestar Runner : Oooh.

  Mike : [hits it again, causing it to make more The Cheat noises] 

  Homestar Runner : Don't do it again.

  Mike : [hits it a third time, making more noises] 

  Homestar Runner : What is it saying?

  Mike : I think that it says that he loves you very much.

  Homestar Runner : Awww! Yellow Man!

• Homestar Runner : Oh... I look like... the elephant man.

  Mike : Homestar, you look the way you always do.

  Homestar Runner : ...What are you saying, Mike?

• [Strong Bad is asked by an emailer from Boston about what Homestar and Marzipan do on a date] 

  Strong Bad : You know I've done a lotta thinking on the subject. And yes, Boston, you guessed it, it gimme the jibblies. So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR! Using the most state-of-the-art polygoniest technologies, we can see what an actual date with Marzipan and Homestar Runner would be like without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting. I think it would go a little something a-like a-dis-a...

  [Strong Bad starts playing the game] 

  Sim XR Marzipan : DUH!

  Sim XR Homestar : FUH! DUH! DUH!

  Sim XR Marzipan : BUH! DUH! FUH! Strong Bad is on point.

  Sim XR Homestar : FUH!