RV (2006)
Cheryl Hines: Jamie Munro
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Quotes
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Jamie Munro : I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.
Cassie Munro : What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.
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Cassie, age 5 : Daddy?
Bob Munro : Yeah, baby?
Cassie, age 5 : I'm never gonna get married.
Bob Munro : Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.
Cassie, age 5 : Because I always want to live here with you.
Bob Munro : Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. But you and I will always be best friends.
[kisses forehead]
Cassie Munro : [Scene switch] Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
Bob Munro : Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
Cassie Munro : I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.
Bob Munro : Because it's a stupid way.
Jamie Munro : You're lost, aren't you?
Bob Munro : Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house is. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.
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Cassie Munro : Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro : What?
Cassie Munro : Oh, my God, it's your husband.
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Cassie Munro : This is the worst I've ever been treated.
Jamie Munro : Wait till you get married.
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Bob Munro : So where do you park your hat?
Travis Gornicke : Behind that wheel there, that's our bus.
Jamie Munro : Well then how do Moon, Earl and... not Earl go to school?
Marie Jo Gornicke : Home schooling.
Bob Munro : This next question may seem personal but how do you...
Travis Gornicke : Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather.
Marie Jo Gornicke : In prison he's getting the help he needs.
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Bob Munro : [after taking a sudden and far swerve to get away from the Gornickes] Where did you learn to drive like that?
Jamie Munro : How do you think I get the kids to school on time?
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Bob Munro : Honey, listen. In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids. This way, we both can spend time with them.
Jamie Munro : [smiles and inhales sharply] *You* need to spend time with them! I spend nine hours a day with them, and I want Hawaii!
Bob Munro : All right, we'll go to Hawaii! At Christmas.
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Carl Munro : Does anybody have a vomit bag?
Jamie Munro : You sick?
Carl Munro : Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.
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Bob Munro : [a raccoon has invaded their RV; Bob is trying to muster the family to help him get rid of it] See what the raccoon is doing? Playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. We have to hang together. Stay strong!
Jamie Munro : [Impassively] Just get rid of it.
Bob Munro : Just me?
Jamie Munro : Yeah.
Bob Munro : Okay...
[Meekly heads back into the RV, alone]
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Bob Munro : Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing. We watch TV in four separate rooms and we IM each other when dinner's ready.
Jamie Munro : Well, then let's change things. Let's start while we're in Hawaii. No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls. Let's really go.
Bob Munro : No what?
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Jamie Munro : Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes - you might still have a shot tonight.
Bob Munro : Use a mallet if you have to.
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Jamie Munro : Wine or martini?
Bob Munro : Both, with a Prozac back.
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Todd Mallory : God, Jamie, if my ex-wife looked as good as you I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage.
Jamie Munro : Thank you, Todd. What a lovely - compliment.
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Jamie Munro : We're not campers! We don't camp!
Bob Munro : Why not?
Jamie Munro : Why? Why not? Well, for one thing, we like to shower.
Bob Munro : Well, it's got a shower. You and I will go out right now and take a shower together.
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Jamie Munro : We were gonna take naps! Hotel room, afternoon, lock the door - naps.
Bob Munro : Oh, the good naps.
Jamie Munro : Yeah! How are we gonna do that in an RV?
Bob Munro : I'll drive slowly.
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Jamie Munro : [singing] C'mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out, GTO...
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Jamie Munro : Bob, do you know where you stay when you take an RV trip?
Bob Munro : Where?
Jamie Munro : RV camps. Honey, try to remember, we're not friendly!
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Jamie Munro : I want Hawaii!
Bob Munro : All right, we'll go to Hawaii. At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of Jewish people. We'll have all the ham to ourselves.
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Jamie Munro : I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.
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Bob Munro : I'm not so ill equipped to handle an emergency as some people may think.
Jamie Munro : No one said you were ill equipped.
Bob Munro : You know it, baby.
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Bob Munro : [the family walks outside] Oh, hi.
Jamie Munro : What is that?
Bob Munro : [Turns around] It's an RV.
Jamie Munro : And why is it in front of our house?
Bob Munro : We're taking it on vacation.
Carl Munro : To Hawaii?
Bob Munro : Nope, that doesn't float, Colorado.