Third Man Out (2005 TV Movie)

Chad Allen: Donald Strachey

Quotes 

• Timmy Callahan : You have no appreciation for my integrity at all, do you?

  Donald Strachey : I *love* your integrity. You want to take it to an empty room, we can try it with the rubber gloves?

  Timmy Callahan : You're disgusting.

  Donald Strachey : That's why you love me.

• John Rutka : How's Senator Glassman these days?

  Timmy Callahan : How did you know that...

  John Rutka : That you're her Chief Aid? It's my job to know these things. She's got a good voting record on gay rights. Wish the rest of the state senate was like her.

  Timmy Callahan : Oh good! So maybe you won't feel obliged to destroy her and I'll get to keep my job.

  John Rutka : I do what I do for the good of us all.

  Timmy Callahan : Yeah. You're a regular Mother Teresa.

  Donald Strachey : O-kay. Timmy, I think maybe you need to take Doctor Watson for a walk.

  Timmy Callahan : I just did.

  Donald Strachey : I think he needs to go again.

  Timmy Callahan : Okay. Excuse me, while I out my dog for the good of us all.

• John Rutka : Have you ever been shot, Don?

  Donald Strachey : As a matter of fact, I have. I didn't care for it much.

  John Rutka : Neither did I. But that doesn't matter to you, does it? You probably think I should be shot, and killed.

  Donald Strachey : No, actually, John, I don't. But that probably puts me in exclusive company.

• Donald Strachey : Well, don't you think it's a little bit strange, not to know when you're in somebody's will?

  Ann Rutka : Okay, I think I get the drift of this. Let me tell you something, okay? John was a royal pain in the ass, but he was family and I loved him. And if you're thinking for one second that, what, I murdered him for half a bowling alley and a house, you're out of your fucking mind, okay? So, excuse me, but I have to go bury my brother now.

  [to Bub] 

  Ann Rutka : What a jerk!

  Detective 'Bub' Bailey : Always that subtle, Donald?

  Donald Strachey : No. Usually, they hit me.

• Timmy Callahan : Have I told you lately that I think you're a genius?

  Donald Strachey : Not lately.

• Timmy Callahan : Don... when I... when I'm gone...

  Donald Strachey : Shh-shh-shh!

  Timmy Callahan : Just listen to me. I don't want you to be alone. I want you to find someone. Someone... fat and ugly with a very small penis.

  Donald Strachey : [grinning]  You bitch.

• Helen : [On the phone]  Auto motor vehicles.

  Donald Strachey : [On the phone]  Hi Helen, it's Donald Strachey.

  Helen : [On the phone]  Hello, handsome. Still gay?

  Donald Strachey : [On the phone] 

  [Chuckles] 

  Donald Strachey : Are you still beautiful?

  Helen : [On the phone] 

  [Chuckles] 

  Helen : Just give me the plate number and I'll run a check.

• Donald Strachey : [Whispered]  Just go talk to him!

  Timmy Callahan : [Whispered]  Why can't you do it?

  Donald Strachey : [Whispered]  Because the last time he saw me he tried to beat my brains in with a tire iron and he may want to finish the job! Just go!