- Jack: [to Jake, regarding a painting] So, Big Guy, you ever think of pursuing your artwork?
- Jake: Actually, my mother painted that. She recently passed away.
- [Susan shoots Jack an angry look]
- Jack: I'm sorry.
- Jake: I'm just kidding.
- Jack: That's quite a sense of humor you have; you unleash that one often?
- Jack: [to Susan, after he has been electrocuted by a telephone] I've been blown up. Take me to a hospital.