The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009 Video)

Rosario Dawson: Velvet Von Black

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Quotes 

• Velvet Von Black : Draping my ass over your hairy-ass fucking shoulders like I was a mink-ass stole and shit.

  Otto : Mink stole? More like a stanky mole.

  Velvet Von Black : Motherfucker! If you want to scratch this here, you better watch your ass mouth!

• Velvet Von Black : Hey, monkey, where's your organ grinder?

  Otto : I find that very hurtful.

  Velvet Von Black : You know what else is hurtful? Your thumb all up in my ass.

  Otto : My thumb is not in your ass.

  Velvet Von Black : Well, why not?

• Velvet Von Black : Where the fuck are we going now? What kind of "Fright Night" bullshit is this?

  Otto : Oh, please refrain from speaking. I know you must be proud of your beauty-school education, but your constant abuse of profanity is an assault on my Wellingtonian sensibilities.

  Velvet Von Black : I ain't the one with a dingleberry hanging off my ass hairs, nasty ape and shit.

  Otto : Yes, well I'm not so sure about that.

• Velvet Von Black : I think I left a nickel onstage. Consider it my donation to the Sad-Ass Ho Club.

  Stripper in Hall : Ay! What did she say?

  Velvet Von Black : I said "sad ho," you sad-ass deaf ho.

• Velvet Von Black : Hello, will somebody get a monkey off a bitch?

• [Velvet farts in the elevator] 

  Otto : Oh. Speaking of gas prices. Ew!

  Velvet Von Black : Shit. Even my ass is bored. Don't think I'm apologizing, neither. You know that shit smells good.

  Otto : Oh, delicious, the plowman's lunch.