Kaput and Zösky: The Ultimate Obliterators (TV Series 2002–2003) - John Stocker as Announcer, Arm Creature #2, Egg Layer, Fat Toruist, Hippie #1, Hippie #2, Invaders, Mermaid Queen, Office Representative, Red Alien, Regis, Robinson Hood, The Great Ghandizen, Vampire, White Blood Cells

Zösky : [is hanging onto a resident of Getaway who is clinging on to an escaping ship] Gah, I'm through being nice! If you don't let go of that ladder right now, I'm warning you, I'm going to crisperize you!

Native : But if I let go of the ladder, we're both gonna fall! On the other hand, if you crisperize me, we're still gonna fall! So I think I'll hang on right here and wait until you lose your grip and fall by yourself.
Vote Register : What's your party?

Zösky : Oh, well then, the uh - the Federation of uh, no wait, the uh, the Federation of Absolutely Ruthless Tyrants!

Vote Register : F A R T, Kaput and Zösky of the FART. Do you have a campaign manager?

Zösky : Uh, no.

John Stocker: Announcer, Arm Creature #2, Egg Layer, Fat Toruist, Hippie #1, Hippie #2, Invaders, Mermaid Queen, Office Representative, Red Alien, Regis, Robinson Hood, The Great Ghandizen, Vampire, White Blood Cells