Pledge This! (2006)

Directors:

William Heins
Strathford Hamilton

Writers (WGA):

Cheryl Guerriero (written by) &
Anna Obropta (written by)

Release Date:

2006 (Australia)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Pledging Has Never Been This Hilarious.

Plot:

At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.

Plot Keywords:

Cigarette Smoking | Dog | Legs | Lesbian Kiss | Playing Footsie

Cast

Paris Hilton	...	Victoria English
Paula Garcés	...	Gloria Torrez
Sarah Carter	...	Kristen Haas
Simon Rex	...	Derek
Alexis Thorpe	...	Morgan
Bianca Lawson	...	Monique
Noureen DeWulf	...	Poo Poo
Kerri Kenney	...	Kathy Johnson
Amanda Aday	...	Maxine Picker (as Amanda Lee Aday)
Diva Zappa	...	Babs Cohen
Amanda Rowan	...	Trista
Sarai Howard	...	Tonya (as Ali Dee)
Greg Cipes	...	Reed
Randy Spelling	...	Kelly
Holly Valance	...	Jessica

Also Known As:

National Lampoon's Pledge This! (USA) (complete title)

MPAA:

Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content, nudity, language and some drug material.

Runtime:

91 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Colour:

Colour

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

USA:R | UK:15 (2007) | Germany:16 | Australia:MA

Filming Locations:

Miami, Florida, USA

Company:

Pledge This Holdings

Quotes:

[the girls are asleep on the floor of a bathroom]
Monique: Move over Maxine!
Maxine Picker: I can't help it. I'm large boned.
Monique: Maxine, your ass does not really count as a bone.

Movie Connections:

References "Cribs" (2000)

Soundtrack:

Invasive

No Rating lower than a one

I have often used the phrase the worst movie I have ever seen when describing a movie that I did not enjoy. That was until I saw Pledge This. ever since then I have been unable to say worst movie ever because I know that it wasn't as bad as this one. Ill admit I thought I knew what I was getting into when I saw this movie. I knew that it was National Lampoon and how that name no longer means what it did in the 70s and 80s. I knew that it was staring Paris Hilton so that I shouldn't really expect anything majestic. But I thought that it would be a more or less fun 90 minutes if i wanted to watch a simple brainless sex comedy with lots of fart jokes. Boy was I wrong. There is nothing good about this movie. Not the story obviously or the acting. But I was almost stunned to see how bad the rest of the movie was. It was poorly edited, the quality was awful. One whole scene took place in a white room and the walls were so bright that I couldn't even see the characters. (unfortunatly I was still able to hear what was being said.) Now I'm not the type of person to normally go around bashing movies without reason. But I almost feel that I cant review this movie other than to repeat that it was bad bad bad. I planned to end this by saying that you should see it just to put every other movie you ever saw into perspective but I've decided that I couldn't even suggest you do that.