The Mighty Boosh (2003–2007)

Michael Fielding: Naboo

Quotes 

• Vince Noir : [grabbing book]  Look at this one!

  Naboo : Don't touch that!

  Vince Noir : All right! Easy!

  Naboo : This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don't mess with the occult.

  Vince Noir : I thought it was good for you.

  Naboo : What?

  Vince Noir : Well, you know, good for your digestive system.

  Naboo : That's Yakult!

  Vince Noir : Oh, yeah...

• Vince Noir : C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel.

  Bollo : Bollo no drive.

  Vince Noir : You're joking. Why not?

  Bollo : Bollo lose license.

  Naboo : When did that happen?

  Bollo : Long time ago. It was Chiko. As teenager we would drive about town together. My father warn us. No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. He dangerous. He always say "Please, Bollo. Please let us go faster."

  Vince Noir : Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right?

  Bollo : No, I chopped his feet off. Stopped him pressing accelerator.