Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)

Will Young: Bertie

Quotes 

• Bertie : What do you make of her?

  Vivian Van Damm : She's beautiful.

  Bertie : Yes.

  Vivian Van Damm : But the nipples...

  Bertie : Too large?

  Vivian Van Damm : They're not British. Could be Italian. We must have British nipples.

• Laura Henderson : Do you find these women attractive?

  Bertie : Some of them are very pretty.

  Laura Henderson : Oh yes, I can certainly see that, but do they intrigue you as a man?

  Bertie : Ah... I have other inclinations.

  Laura Henderson : Oh... OH! How delicious!