Danny:
I'm hungry. Can you make me some mac and cheese?
Walter:
Don't know how
Danny:
but, I'm hungry What DO you know how to make?
Walter:
Water.
Danny:
Zorgons are the lizardmen. They eat meat and we are MEAT!
Walter:
[
to Robot] Get me a juice box, BIATCH!
Walter:
Go get me a juice box, beyotch.
Danny:
A meteor shower! Take erasive action! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!
Walter:
...and then the card comes out...
Danny:
Oh, the card. The card. The card. The...
Danny:
THE CARD!
Danny, Walter:
THE CARD!
Danny:
[
after seeing what the Zorgons did to the living room] My gerbil was in there.
Lisa:
You actually set the house on fire!
Lisa:
You guys actually set the house on fire?
Danny:
You wished for two of me?
Walter:
What do they eat?
Astronaut:
Meat.
Danny:
That's good.
Astronaut:
Dude, you're meat.
Walter:
What are you doing?
Danny:
Making mac and cheese.
Walter:
There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space.
Danny:
[
turns the water on]
Walter:
Why're you doing that?
Danny:
Beacuse I'm hungry and I know you're not goiong to take care of me.
Walter:
Don't bother, the gas won't work.
Danny:
[
turns the stove on]
Danny:
Any more advice?
Danny:
Does cryonic mean ice?
Walter:
[
last lines to Lisa] Still think I have gorgeous eyes?
Danny:
Wow! Outer space!
Walter:
No... it's just night time.
Danny:
I don't know, Walter... it never looked so CLOSE before.
Danny:
Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
Dad:
It's not creepy, it's old.
Walter:
I like mom's better.
Dad:
Well, so did she and now it's hers.
Astronaut:
Are you telling me to leave?
Walter:
Well, once you're finished eating... yeah.
Astronaut:
Well, he spun me
Astronaut:
[
points at Danny]
Astronaut:
, so he has to decide.
Walter:
[
pulls out card] Well I'm Fleet Admiral, and I'm telling you to hit the road
Astronaut:
Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't know. Oh, you know what...
Astronaut:
[
pulls out a card]
Astronaut:
I'm Fleet Admiral too! It's just a card, Bugnuts!
Astronaut:
[
points to Danny] He spun me!
[
repeated line]
Walter:
You're such a baby!
Walter:
[
reads card] Meteorites. Take erasive action.
Danny:
What does that mean?
Walter:
I don't know, it just says "Meteorites. Take eras-
[
meteorite shoots through card]
Danny:
[
reads card] Rest... on... standing... astroturf...
Walter:
What?
Danny:
Rest on standing astroturf!
Walter:
Gimme that.
Walter:
[
reads card] Rescue stranded astronaut!
Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?
Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.
Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!
Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.
Walter:
[
reads game instructions] Zathura. Attention space adventurers, Zathura awaits. Do you have what it takes to navigate the galaxy? It's not for the faint of heart, for once you embark upon your journey there's no turning back until Zathura's reached. Pieces reset at the end of each game. Play again and again for differnt adventures.
Danny:
It's just a goat. It's just a goat. It's just a goat.
[
sees how many eyes it has]
Danny:
It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat.
Dad:
By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say "hooking up".
Lisa:
Why? It's not like it means anything.
Dad:
Hope it doesn't.
Lisa:
It doesn't. It's just an expression.
Dad:
Hope it is.
Lisa:
It is! God, when should never have rented Thirteen.
Danny:
[
throws glove at Walter] You're such a dick!
Walter:
I wish the astronaut had his brother back.
Danny:
[
when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!
Walter:
Grab me a juice box, bitch!
Danny:
A card came out!
Walter:
FASCINATING!
Danny:
[
Running around in circles as meteors bombard the living room] Take evasive action! Take evasive action!
Danny:
God, I suck!
Lisa:
[
repeated Line] I'll never leave you.
Walter:
Do not push the button.
Danny:
[
game says go back 1 space] I'm not even going to comment on that.
[
repeated line]
Robot:
Alien life form. Must destroy.
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