Nigel:
We - are - going - to - die!
[
talking about a sewer system]
Samson:
Appears to be a human bathing area.
Nigel:
You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!
Nigel:
[
as a pack of dogs runs away] Go on, you mutts! Stupid dogs, we could've taken you.
[
the pack of dogs return]
Nigel:
Taken you to a... to a disco.
Nigel:
[
wearing a popcorn dispenser] I've got popcorn up my bum. Does I look trashy in this?
Nigel:
It's fine - it's just leaves, and vines, and AAAAH what's that? Oh, that's my foot.
Bridget:
How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? None of us. We're animals. GREAT!
Nigel:
[
to a wildebeast] Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?
Bridget:
[
to Nigel] You need a good sports bra.
Kazar:
Leader. Prophet. Choreographer.
Blag:
[
to Kazar] And for the record, I've always hated your choreography. It's so... '80s.
Nigel:
Here I come! Hey!
[
lands hard on the fence]
Nigel:
Who put that bar there?
Benny:
Well, that settles it, then. My mother definitely drank pool water when she was pregnant with me.
Samson:
Who are you?
Camo:
Our names aren't important.
Cloak:
I'm Cloak, he's Camo.
Ryan:
Dad, thanks for the technical help, but if you really wanted me to roar like you, you'd take me to the wild.
Ryan:
[
to his father] I just want you to know I'm sorry you didn't have a father like the one I have.
Samson:
Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.
Nigel:
Permission to go down with the ship, sir? Hang on, stuff that - everyone off the ship!
Nigel:
As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."
[
repeated line]
Talking Koala Bear Doll:
I'm so cuddly, I like you.
Hyrax:
[
sarcastically] Run for your lives everyone, it's a lion with big moral issues. Ouch! And I had enough of you too! Thanks a lot for wrecking my day!
Benny:
[
after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest] Don't panic, I'm in charge here.
Bridget:
That's why we're panicking!
[
first lines]
Samson:
So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on the savannah and...
Ryan:
You roared so loud, his spots flew off. Dad I've heard that story a billion times.
[
Benny walks up to Hamir]
Hamir:
Oh Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back.
Benny:
No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took it away. We got to find him.
Hamir:
That is not good, not good at all.
[
Pidgeons are dancing behind him trying to tell him something]
Hamir:
Ah! I know, I know! I am telling him you crazy pigeons!
[
sighs]
Kazar:
Step, Kick, Pivot, Kick, Walk, Walk, Walk! Aaaahhh! Why do we even bother rehearsing.
[
snorts at Blag]
Kazar:
Mmmmm. Mmm-mm. A good chorus line is so hard to put together.
Nigel:
If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.
Nigel:
I am not a doll.
Monkey #1:
Cushy Tushy!
Nigel:
Aaahhh! Leave my bum alone!
Carmine:
You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh? Are you? Huh? Huh?
[
turns to Samson and his friends]
Carmine:
I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet.
[
hit Carmine 2 more times]
Carmine:
Huh?
Carmine:
Yeah.
Hyrax:
MY FLESH HAS FRUITY WOODNOTES!
Nigel:
Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?
Larry:
Oh, oh, I know; he's sulking because he lives in his father's shadow, and he roars like a school girl.
Samson:
Thanks, Larry.
Larry:
You betcha.
Hyrax:
Aaahh! Doesn't anyone ever knock anymore?
Samson:
Hey, where's my son? Did he come through here?
Hyrax:
Yeah, now that I think about it, he did come through here.
[
turns to toilet]
Hyrax:
Hello? Come out of there, baby lion, your dad's here! well, what do you know, it's a whole pride of lions down here!
Nigel:
Do we not have the Party Hats of Death? I've got mine.
Samson:
Do what you did just then - but the opposite!
Larry:
But I don't know my opposites!
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