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The Wild (2006) More at IMDbPro »

Nigel: We - are - going - to - die!

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[talking about a sewer system]
Samson: Appears to be a human bathing area.
Nigel: You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!

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Nigel: [as a pack of dogs runs away] Go on, you mutts! Stupid dogs, we could've taken you.
[the pack of dogs return]
Nigel: Taken you to a... to a disco.

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Nigel: [wearing a popcorn dispenser] I've got popcorn up my bum. Does I look trashy in this?

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Nigel: It's fine - it's just leaves, and vines, and AAAAH what's that? Oh, that's my foot.

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Bridget: How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? None of us. We're animals. GREAT!

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Nigel: [to a wildebeast] Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?

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Bridget: [to Nigel] You need a good sports bra.

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Kazar: Leader. Prophet. Choreographer.

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Blag: [to Kazar] And for the record, I've always hated your choreography. It's so... '80s.

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Nigel: Here I come! Hey!
[lands hard on the fence]
Nigel: Who put that bar there?

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Benny: Well, that settles it, then. My mother definitely drank pool water when she was pregnant with me.

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Samson: Who are you?
Camo: Our names aren't important.
Cloak: I'm Cloak, he's Camo.

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Ryan: Dad, thanks for the technical help, but if you really wanted me to roar like you, you'd take me to the wild.

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Ryan: [to his father] I just want you to know I'm sorry you didn't have a father like the one I have.

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Samson: Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.

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Nigel: Permission to go down with the ship, sir? Hang on, stuff that - everyone off the ship!

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Nigel: As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."

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[repeated line]
Talking Koala Bear Doll: I'm so cuddly, I like you.

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Hyrax: [sarcastically] Run for your lives everyone, it's a lion with big moral issues. Ouch! And I had enough of you too! Thanks a lot for wrecking my day!

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Benny: [after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest] Don't panic, I'm in charge here.
Bridget: That's why we're panicking!

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[first lines]
Samson: So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on the savannah and...
Ryan: You roared so loud, his spots flew off. Dad I've heard that story a billion times.

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[Benny walks up to Hamir]
Hamir: Oh Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back.
Benny: No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took it away. We got to find him.
Hamir: That is not good, not good at all.
[Pidgeons are dancing behind him trying to tell him something]
Hamir: Ah! I know, I know! I am telling him you crazy pigeons!
[sighs]

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Kazar: Step, Kick, Pivot, Kick, Walk, Walk, Walk! Aaaahhh! Why do we even bother rehearsing.
[snorts at Blag]
Kazar: Mmmmm. Mmm-mm. A good chorus line is so hard to put together.

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Nigel: If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.

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Nigel: I am not a doll.
Monkey #1: Cushy Tushy!
Nigel: Aaahhh! Leave my bum alone!

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Carmine: You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh? Are you? Huh? Huh?
[turns to Samson and his friends]
Carmine: I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet.
[hit Carmine 2 more times]
Carmine: Huh?
Carmine: Yeah.

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Hyrax: MY FLESH HAS FRUITY WOODNOTES!

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Nigel: Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?

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Larry: Oh, oh, I know; he's sulking because he lives in his father's shadow, and he roars like a school girl.
Samson: Thanks, Larry.
Larry: You betcha.

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Hyrax: Aaahh! Doesn't anyone ever knock anymore?
Samson: Hey, where's my son? Did he come through here?
Hyrax: Yeah, now that I think about it, he did come through here.
[turns to toilet]
Hyrax: Hello? Come out of there, baby lion, your dad's here! well, what do you know, it's a whole pride of lions down here!

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Nigel: Do we not have the Party Hats of Death? I've got mine.

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Samson: Do what you did just then - but the opposite!
Larry: But I don't know my opposites!

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