The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Cedric Yarbrough: Dad at Health Clinic

Quotes 

• Boy at Health Clinic : Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.

  Dad at Health Clinic : Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?

  Andy Stitzer : You know what? I'm a virgin too.

  Dad at Health Clinic : We're virgins too.

  [laughing] 

  Boy at Health Clinic : Yeah.

  [high five's dad] 

  Andy Stitzer : No, you know what? It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all.

  Dad at Health Clinic : You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.