The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

David Koechner: Dad at Health Clinic

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Quotes 

• Dad at Health Clinic : Here's a cute story.

  [Talking about his son] 

  Dad at Health Clinic : I came home the other day... and he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed... doing things that are *illegal* in the state of Alabama. Sex acts, right? Things that my wife won't do, okay?

  Health Clinic Counselor : Did you have a question?

  Dad at Health Clinic : How do I get my wife to do those things?

  Health Clinic Counselor : Does anyone else have a question?

• Boy at Health Clinic : [discussing alternative sex practices at a health clinic]  I prefer vaginal intercourse.

  Dad at Health Clinic : [pats his son proudly on the back]  He really does.