Dorian Blues (2004)

Ryan Garrett: Kel the Locker Bully

Quotes 

• Locker Bully : Hey, Nick, I was just messing with him!

  Nicky Lagatos : Yeah? Well, that's all you ever do, Kel. You know, there's a lot more to life than messing with people. You oughta branch out a little bit.

• Locker Bully : Yeah, we were just wondering if you could give us the definition of a word.

  Dorian Lagatos : Dictionary's out of print?

  Locker Bully : [laughs]  Well, you know, we thought it would be easier to, uh... ask a smart person.

  Dorian Lagatos : What word?

  Locker Bully : Uh, what word was that again, guys? Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah, it was, um, h-ho... ho-homo... homosexual. Could you tell us how you would define the word homosexual and then, maybe, use it in a sentence?

  Dorian Lagatos : I would define it as someone you're deathly afraid of.

  Locker Bully : So... should WE be afraid of YOU?