Tiger Cruise (2004 TV Movie)

Troy Evans: Chuck Horner

Quotes 

• Chuck Horner : Is your dad a squid?

  Joey : No, sir. My mom.

• Chuck Horner : Guess this is my bed. I'm Chuck Horner.

  Joey : Joey.

  Chuck Horner : You don't wet the bed, do you, Joey?

  Joey : No... unless I have a lot of soda or something.

  [takes a sip of his soda] 

• Chuck Horner : He was my little brother... he was always gonna be my little brother. At the Pentagon...

  [pause] 

  Chuck Horner : the safest place on Earth. Makes you wonder what it's gonna be like when we get back there.

• Chuck Horner : [after giving a lecture on the Pearl Harbor attack]  Nice sketch.

• Chuck Horner : Navy's got it easy. When I was a Marine I had to live two weeks on canned apricots.

  Anthony : Apricots give me diarrhea.