T.Bag's Christmas Turkey (1991 TV Movie)
Georgina Hale: T. Bag
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Tabatha Bag : Oh, the place hasn't changed a bit. Depressing as ever.
T-Shirt : Looks great to me.
Tabatha Bag : Yes, well you didn't have to spend the first four hundred years of your life here, did you?
T-Shirt : I can't wait to meet your mother. Is she anything like you? Or isn't she into biting the heads off live chickens?
Tabatha Bag : My mother's nothing like me.
T-Shirt : Ah, things are looking up.
Tabatha Bag : Leaving home was the best move I ever made.
T-Shirt : Anybody would think you didn't like living with your mother.
Tabatha Bag : I felt like Pinocchio trapped in a lift with a woodpecker. Peck, peck, peck.
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Mumsie : Don't forget I'm the mug that had to change your nappies.
Tabatha Bag : Mumsie, remember, every mother has to do that.
Mumsie : Yes, but not for thirtytwo years.
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Mumsie : Well, I'll drop you a postcard from the Matterhorn.
[leaves, mouth 'bye' to T. Shirt]
Tabatha Bag : [to T. Shirt] Better still, drop yourself from the Matterhorn.
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Old King Wenceslas : [disguised as a beggar] Show a bit of seasonal cheer lady.
Tabatha Bag : Oh, bug off, you little rat faced ferret, before I rip out your tongue and whip you black and blue with it.
Old King Wenceslas : I take that as a no, then?
Tabatha Bag : Bug off!
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[last lines]
Tabatha Bag : [picking up a giant Christmas cracker] Shall we?
Mumsie : Why not? I could do with a good laugh.