Armed & Dangerous (2003 Video Game)

Tony Jay: King

Quotes 

• Messenger : I am the King's messenger, Sparks. What is it you want?

  Rome : We have some demands for the King.

  Messenger : Sorry, you're going to have to speak up. I'm a little hard of hearing. Now you're saying you're offering some Lamaze classes for the King?

  Rome : No, no, *demands* for the King!

  Messenger : Right, well tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.

  [later, he sees the King] 

  Messenger : Your highness.

  King : What is it they want?

  Messenger : Thank you, sir, I made it myself.

  King : [shouts]  What do they want?

  Rome : [previously]  Tell the King, we want to have a talk with him.

  Messenger : [to the king]  They want to walk with you.

  Rome : And that we have his son.

  Messenger : [to the king]  They have loads of guns so no worries there.

  Rome : Tell him we want Lilly back.

  Messenger : [to the king]  They say they want their willies back.

  Rome : I'm starting to like this. Yeah, yeah, and some yummy food and lodging.

  Messenger : [to the King]  And after that they want a bloody lewd rogering.