T.Bag's Christmas Cracker (1988 TV Short)

Elizabeth Estensen: T. Bag

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Quotes 

• T. Bag : I am the great Tallulah Bag.

  Santa : I don't care if you're the great paper bag.

• T. Bag : Blast and curse and blast again. Even my monstrous magic is no match against a goodie-goodie like that. I've got to knobble him before the night is out, but how?

• T. Bag : That's cooked your goose, hasn't it? You vile spreader of joy, you.

  [laughs]