- Joseph Franz: [about Deron Miller choking Jenn Rivell in the Escape from Hellview video] Ok so he runs up and just grabs her by the neck, and all of his passion and love for horror movies and hours and hours and weeks and months he spent watching horror movies, it all came out... around Jenn's neck!
- Deron Miller: If it had gone on just a little longer, I don't think jenn would be with us anymore and I'd probably be in jail.
- Bam Margera: [about having a car hit a tree in the "Frenetic Amnesic" video] What if it doesn't hit a tree? It has to hit a tree, there's trees all over the place. We missed them all.
- Deron Miller: [on the set of the "shock and terror" shoot] Ok, so she could be masocistic up here, and enjoying the peach, and...
- Misty Mundae: [cuts him off] I could be...
- Deron Miller: [mocking her pointless butt-in] Yeah, you could be.