Monster House (2006)
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Zee
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Quotes
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Jenny : But back to business: eggs, shaving cream, toilet paper. Without candy, I'm afraid your house is a bulls-eye with shingles.
Zee : Nice try. It's not my house.
Jenny : Babysitter?
Zee : Mmm-hmm.
Jenny : Okay, let's cut the crap. Maybe the parents you work for left you forty dollars in emergency money...
Zee : Maybe they left me thirty.
Jenny : Maybe you give me twenty, I write a receipt for thirty, and you pocket ten.
Zee : Maybe... and I want two extra bags of peanut clusters.
Jenny : One bag, and I'll toss in a licorice whip.
Zee : You're good.
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DJ : We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom.
[Points to 2L bottle filled with something]
DJ : Don't drink that!
Zee : Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it!
DJ : Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street!
Zee : [Sarcastically] That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.
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Zee : You know, I saw an ambulance here today.
Bones : So?
Zee : So, maybe Nebbercracker really did die.
Bones : We should be so lucky. The guy is evil.
Zee : Nah, he's just a grouchy old dude.
Bones : Oh, really, Zee? When I was ten years old, I had a kite. *Awesome* kite. I could fly it so high, you couldn't see it! One day, it crashed down. I followed the string, and it ended right over there, across the street, right at the edge of his lawn.
Zee : Ohhh...
[leans in close]
Zee : Did he take your kite?
Bones : Pssh, yeah! He takes whatever lands on his lawn, but that's not the point. The point is that I saw him talking to his house... and kissing it.
[leans in to kiss Zee, but turns away at the last second]
Bones : Besides, everybody knows what he did to his wife.
Zee : Why? What? What did he do to her?
Bones : He ate her!
[growls and tackles Zee off the couch and onto the floor]
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Zee : Whatever issue you guys have, I'm sure it has letters and they make pills for it.