Green Street Hooligans (2005) Poster

Rafe Spall: Swill

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  • Pete Dunham : [after Pete introduces Matt to his friends at the Abbey]  Where's Bovver?

    Swill : He's been in the toilet for about fifteen minutes, like dodgy Ruby or something down at Bengal last night.

    Dave : [Dave points at Matt]  Oh, look, look, he looks lost. No, "Ruby Murray" means curry. We call it Cockney rhyming slang...

    Matt Buckner : Slang. Yeah, like, uh, "bees and honey" for money.

    Dave : That's it, yeah.

    Swill : Like "struggle and grunt" for cunt!

    Dave : Oh, you went dark. Why'd you go...

    Swill : I'm not a cunt.

    Bovver : [Bovver walks up to the table]  Like "septic tank" for Yank.

    Pete Dunham : [the guys greet him; Pete hugs him and indicates Matt]  This is Matt, Shannon's brother.

    Matt Buckner : Hey.

    [Matt extends his hand; Bovver ignores it and the guys all laugh] 

    Swill : That's the proper, right? He don't give a fuck, does he? He don't give a fuck.

    Pete Dunham : Mate, he's practically family.

    [Bovver shrugs and the guys laugh again] 

    Swill : Oh, mate, it's fucking painful!

    Pete Dunham : Bov's a miserable cunt, but we love him dearly, don't we, boys?

    Dave : Eh, sometimes.

    [he smiles] 

    Swill : Like a fucking brother!

  • Pete Dunham : [to Bovver]  This is Matt, Shannon's brother.

    Matt Buckner : [Holds his hand out to Bovver]  Hey.

    [Bovver turns his head and smokes his cigarette] 

    Swill : That's the painting on his face, he don't give a fuck, does he? He don't give a fuck.

    Pete Dunham : Mate, he's practically family.

    [Bovver shrugs] 

    Swill : [laughing]  Oh mate, he's fucking painful!

    Pete Dunham : Bov's a miserable cunt, but we love him dearly don't we boys?

    Dave : Yeah, sometimes.

    Swill : Like a fucking brother!

  • Swill : [when see group of Zulus]  Well come on then! What you fucking standing there for you cunts?

  • Bovver : [after Matt has been introduced to the guys and sent to buy a round]  What's with all the fuckin' babysitting? You know we had a meet set up for today.

    Pete Dunham : It's all right, Bov. He'll stay out the way. It's not like we didn't have it last night.

    Bovver : What? That's not the bloody point, is it? We'll look like right mugs if we set something up and our fearless leader don't show 'cause he's playin' pin the tail on a fuckin' Yank.

    Ned : No, he's right, man. He's got a point.

    Pete Dunham : You let me worry 'bout that, all right, boys?

    [Matt returns with the beers] 

    Pete Dunham : As for the Yank, he's too modest to tell you, but back in the States, he's an internationally-ranked double-black belt in karate.

    Dave : Is he fuck? Look at the size of him.

    Pete Dunham : No, no, no, no. Bloody "Karate Kid" film? Based on his exploits.

    Dave : Really?

    Pete Dunham : Yeah.

    Dave : Really?

    Matt Buckner : Yeah, it's true.

    Pete Dunham : Fuckin' straight.

    Swill : Bollocks.

    [Matt looks at Swill nervously] 

    Swill : Bollocks.

    Matt Buckner : Come on, why not?

    Swill : You're lyin' already. You been here fuckin' five minutes and you're lyin'!

    [everybody laughs] 

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