Green Street Hooligans (2005)

Francis Pope: Ned

Quotes 

• Bovver : [after Matt has been introduced to the guys and sent to buy a round]  What's with all the fuckin' babysitting? You know we had a meet set up for today.

  Pete Dunham : It's all right, Bov. He'll stay out the way. It's not like we didn't have it last night.

  Bovver : What? That's not the bloody point, is it? We'll look like right mugs if we set something up and our fearless leader don't show 'cause he's playin' pin the tail on a fuckin' Yank.

  Ned : No, he's right, man. He's got a point.

  Pete Dunham : You let me worry 'bout that, all right, boys?

  [Matt returns with the beers] 

  Pete Dunham : As for the Yank, he's too modest to tell you, but back in the States, he's an internationally-ranked double-black belt in karate.

  Dave : Is he fuck? Look at the size of him.

  Pete Dunham : No, no, no, no. Bloody "Karate Kid" film? Based on his exploits.

  Dave : Really?

  Pete Dunham : Yeah.

  Dave : Really?

  Matt Buckner : Yeah, it's true.

  Pete Dunham : Fuckin' straight.

  Swill : Bollocks.

  [Matt looks at Swill nervously] 

  Swill : Bollocks.

  Matt Buckner : Come on, why not?

  Swill : You're lyin' already. You been here fuckin' five minutes and you're lyin'!

  [everybody laughs]