The Three Stooges (2012)

Robert J. Benjamin: Hipster Orphan

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Sister Mary-Mengele : [an orphan says "We're not just orphans" as the orphans play a game of kick the can; Sister Mary-Mengele blows her whistle]  Everybody inside! Come on, time for your chores!

  Murph : But Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied! Can't we just play another couple of minutes? Please?

  Sister Mary-Mengele : No, you can't. Now get inside! And pick up that soccer can and put it back in the equipment shed where it belongs!

  Peezer : Wait a second, Sis, you gotta hear us out!

  Murph : [sings]  We didn't ask for this

  Peezer : [sings]  We didn't pray for this

  Hipster Orphan : [sings]  I may not have a sis, or know my mother's kiss

  Orphan chorus : [the orphans sing and dance]  But that doesn't matter, because... Everybody is special, we're not inconsequential...

  Sister Mary-Mengele : [song ends]  Shut up! What do you think this is, 'The Sound Of Music'? Get in there! Come on, enough with the singing! Come on, come on, move it! No wonder your parents didn't want youse.

  Sister Mary-Mengele : [a car drives by and leaves a duffle bag on the doorstep; Mary-Mengele opens it, and one of the baby Stooges pokes her, knocking her over the stone railing]  Aagh! Ohh!