The Three Stooges (2012)

Barry Guy: Staple in Hat Guy

Quotes 

• Larry : Need some help, folks, looking for our missing friend. $3.50 reward, dead or alive.

  Curly : Here you are, pal, we're missing our pal. Thank you, sir.

  Larry : Hey, get over there and staple up the rest of these flyers on the pronto.

  Staple in Hat Guy : [Curly hums as he staples posters to a couple of trees, then accidentally nails one on the back of a man's head]  Ow!

  Curly : Oh, oh...

  Staple in Hat Guy : Thanks a lot, buddy, now I got a hole in my head.

  Larry : Hey, quit screwing with the public.

  [Larry slaps Curly] 

  Curly : Grr, cut it out! Who do you think you are, huh?

  Larry : Oh, I see: When Moe slugs you, it's okay, but when Larry does it, it's not good enough!

  Curly : No, no, no Larry, it's good enough, it's just that... you're not doing it right. When Moe hits me, it's just... I don't know, better, you know?

  Larry : Ah, you got rocks in your head, I'm hitting you just the same.

  Curly : No, you're not: you do this,

  [Curly punches Larry in the ribs and hits Larry's face with a light uppercut] 

  Curly : And Moe does this.

  [Curly hits Larry in the stomach with a thud, and gives Larry a harder uppercut punch to the face with a bonk] 

  Curly : And Moe doesn't do this,

  [Curly hits Larry on the nose with a fist] 

  Curly : He does this.

  [Curly hits Larry's nose again a little harder, with a honking sound effect] 

  Curly : You see?

  Larry : Ah, you're right. Come on, think. Where would we go if we was Moe?

  [Final Jeopardy think music plays in the background] 

  Curly : Home!

  Larry : Home, yeah.

  [Larry and Curly walk off in separate directions; Larry whistles and Curly turns around, following Larry] 

• Larry : Need some help, folks, looking for our missing friend. $3.50 reward. dead or alive.

  Curly : Here you are, pal; we're missing our pal.

  Larry : Thank you, so - Hey, get over there and staple up the rest of those flyers on the pronto.

  Curly : [Curly hums as he staples a couple of posters to some trees, then accidentally staples a poster into the back of a young man's head]  Oh, oh.

  Staple in Hat Guy : Thanks a lot, buddy! Now I got a hole in my head.

  Larry : Hey, quit screwing with the public!

  [Larry slaps Curly] 

  Curly : Grr! Cut it out! Who do you think you are, huh?

  Larry : Oh, I get it: when Moe slugs you, it's okay, but when Larry does it, it's not good enough!

  Curly : No no no Larry, it's good enough. It's just that... you're not doing it right. When Moe hits me, it's just... I don't know better, you know?

  Larry : Aah, you've got rocks in your head! i'm hitting you just the same.

  Curly : No you're not, you do this:

  [Curly hits Larry on the chest and hits Larry's forehead] 

  Curly : And Moe does this,

  [Curly punches Larry in the stomach and bonks Larry on the nose] 

  Curly : And Moe doesn't do this,

  [Curly hits Larry's nose] 

  Curly : He does this.

  [Curly hits Larry's nose, making a honking sound] 

  Curly : Nose honk, see/

  Larry : Ah, you're right Come on, think! Where would we go if we was Moe?

  Curly : Home!

  Larry : Home.