The Three Stooges (2012)

Matthew L. Collins: Policeman #3

Quotes 

• Mac : [as he and Lydia are being arrested]  Come on, come on, what's it gonna take, huh? Come on, come on, let's make a deal, I- I...

  Lydia : [screaming at Mac]  Shut up!

  Mac : You shut up!

  Policeman #3 : Just get in there.

  Mac : [to the police officer]  I'll sing like a canary. You know, you name 'em, I'll blame 'em.

  Policeman #3 : I don't care.

  Teddy : It's ironic, isn't it? Here I am, the so-called "lucky one" who got adopted, and yet I never could find the one thing that you three have always had. You know, you're happy with yourselves, and with each other. That's a real blessing. So what can I do to pay you guys back for saving my life?

  Lydia : Funny you should ask: Can you give us 830,000 bucks to save the orphanage?

  Teddy : Uh... no.

  [the Stooges gasp in shock] 

  Teddy : That guy that adopted me, he shipped me off to military school when I was seven. And he just... he just tried to murder me, and run off with my wife, and- and you expect me to just give money to the women who handed me over to that monster? I'm sorry, guys, I'd do anything for those kids and- and you guys, but... I can't do that, uh... sorry.

  Policeman #3 : Excuse me, Mr. Harter? Could you come over here and give us a statement? Right this way.

  Moe : [Moe slaps Larry]  "Donut remover."