The Three Stooges (2012)

Reid Meadows: Weezer

Quotes 

• Teddy : [Teddy walks in with Ling]  Hey everybody!

  Moe : Oh, hey Teddy!

  Larry : Hi, Teddy!

  Mother Superior : Gather round, everyone! I have an announcement to make. Teddy and his fianceé, Ling, have just discovered that our Lord and Savior has left her barren, so they have decided to adopt!

  Moe , Curly , Larry : [the Stooges tear off their suits, with shorts, white shirts, and bowties underneath; they snap their fingers in rhythm]  Hoi! Hoi! Hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi!

  Moe : Spread out, pick me! I promise I'll go this time without any fuss!

  Mother Superior : Oh, I'm sorry, boys, but they've already decided who they're adopting.

  Teddy : [approaches Murph and Peezer]  So how about it, Murph? Will you be a part of our family?

  Murph : Are you serious, dude? Me? And you're not even getting paid?

  [Murph looks over at a sad Peezer] 

  Murph : Oh... I'm sorry, mister, your offer is very nice and all, but... I think you better pick someone else.

  Peezer : It's okay, Murph... you should go. This is your big break.

  Murph : [Murph hugs Peezer]  Not a chance, kid, not without you.

  Teddy : Well, I guess we'll just have to take all three of you.

  Murph : What three? I was just talking about me and Peez.

  Teddy : Well, yeah, of course, but there's also the kid that we just sprang from the foster home across town.

  Weezer : [Sister Rosemary and Weezer appear]  Peezer!

  Peezer : Weezer!

  [the Stooges and orphans laugh joyfully, followed by the orphans screaming "Yay!"] 

  Mother Superior : Pack your bags, you three, it's time to go home. Three cheers for the boys. Hip-hip, hooray!

  [the orphans join in the cheer] 

  Sister Mary-Mengele : [mutters to herself]  Oh, please.

  Mother Superior : [with the orphans]  Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hooray!

  Moe : Gee, it sure feels good to not louse things up for once!

  Curly : Oh, you said it, mm-hmm.

  [Curly leans on the diving board with Sister Mary-Mengele standing underneath it; it hits her on the head and knocks her into the pool] 

  Curly : Ooh-hoo, oh, oh, oh!

  Moe , Curly , Larry : Nyah-aah-aah!

  Sister Mary-Mengele : [gasping]  I'm going to mash your heads, like potatoes!

  Moe , Curly , Larry : Nyah-aah-aah, nyah-aah-aah!

  [the Stooges run away, jumping on three trampolines near the hedge, each landing on a horse and riding away] 

  Curly : Woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo!