The Three Stooges (2012)
Lance Chantiles-Wertz: Young Larry
Quotes
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Young Moe : Anesthetic!
Young Larry : Anesthetic!
Young Curly : Anesthetic!
Young Moe : 15 milligrams. Give!
Young Curly : Right.
[counts off on a croquet mallet]
Young Curly : Five, ten, fifteen!
[conks Sister Mary Mengele out]
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Young Moe : [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,
Young Moe , Young Larry : [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,
Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.
Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [spoken] Hello!
Mrs. Harter : [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together] How precious!
Sister Rosemary : Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.
Young Larry : The choice is easy! I'm your guy!
[Larry starts tap dancing]
Mrs. Harter : That is so cute!
Mr. Harter : Absolutely adorable.
Mr. Harter : [to Mother Superior] How long's he got?
Mother Superior : Hmm?
Mr. Harter : He's taking chemo, right?
Mother Superior : No no no, he's healthy as a mule.
Sister Rosemary : And almost as smart.
Young Moe : Recede, Bojangles.
[Moe pulls Larry back by his hair]
Young Moe : Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.
[Mr. Harter chuckles nervously]
Young Curly : If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!
Mother Superior : Oh, boys and their rodents.
[Mother Superior chuckles]
Young Teddy : [Teddy enters the room] Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?
Mrs. Harter : Oh, who's this?
Young Teddy : Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.
Mrs. Harter : Oh my God, he's wonderful.
Mr. Harter : I thought you said there were only the three.
Sister Rosemary : I never said that, I said "about three".
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Young Moe : [looking into Mary-Mengele's mouth] Huh, I haven't seen a case like this in years.
Young Curly : And would you look at all that metal in her mouth?
Young Larry : Must be too much iron in the water.
Young Moe : Don't you worry, Sis, you're in good hands. We'll have that bum tooth out in no time.
Sister Mary-Mengele : [moans] No.
Young Moe : Anesthetic.
Young Larry : Anesthetic!
Young Curly : Anesthetic!
Young Moe : [Curly picks up a croquet mallet] 15 millgrams. Give!
Young Curly : Five, ten, fifteen! Nyuk, nyuk.
Mother Superior : [Curly hits Mary-Mengele on the head with the croquet mallet, she goes unconscious; Mother Superior knocks on the door] Boys?
Young Moe , Young Curly , Young Larry : Nyuh-uh-uh!
Mother Superior : Open up, please.
Young Moe : It's the head penguin, boxcar seven on three. Break; one, two, three.
Mother Superior : [the Stooges flip the rotating table, revealing a dinner table underneath] I said, open this door!
Mother Superior : [Mother Superior opens Mary-Mengele's office door; Larry plays the violin off-key, Curlypaints a picture, Moe reads a book] What are you three up to?
Young Larry : Just dabbling in the arts.
Young Curly : Indubitably.
Mother Superior : Oh. Well, lunch is ready.
Young Moe , Young Curly , Young Larry : Oh boy, eats! Woo-woo-woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo!
[Moe, Larry and Curly run down to the dining hall]
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Young Moe : If you fellas are ever out in horse country, shopping for a polo pony, you'll, uh, look me up, right?
Young Larry : Sure, Moe.
[Curly sniffles]
Young Larry : We'll... you know, keep in touch.
Young Moe : Aw, quit your blubbering! What are you trying to do, rain on my parade?
Young Curly : No Moe, these are tears of joy, honest!
Young Moe : [softly] Sorry.
Young Moe : You fellas mind if I have something to remember you by?
Young Larry : You name it, Moe.
Young Larry : [Moe pulls a tuft of Larry's hair] Oooh!
Young Moe : Come here, ground hog.
[Moe pulls some nasal hairs from Curly's nostrils, since Curly is bald]
Young Curly : Oh!
Young Moe : Thanks, fellas.
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Mrs. Harter : I hope you'll forgive us for coming early; we just couldn't stand to wait another day.
Mother Superior : Oh, we understand, Mrs. Harter. This is a great surprise. We have three delightful youngsters for you to meet.
Mr. Harter : Three? 'Cause we were under the impression there were more than that.
Sister Rosemary : Nope, that's it, just the three. Children, get on in here, Mr. and Mrs. Harter don't have all day.
Young Moe : [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,
Young Moe , Young Larry : [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,
Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.
Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [spoken] Hello!
