The Three Stooges (2012)

Emy Coligado: Ling

Quotes 

• Larry : Hey. Who's this lady?

  Ling : That's Teddo's wife, Lydia.

  Larry : Teddy's wife?

  Ling : Yep. Oh, she's one lucky girl.

  Larry : Then who's the guy on the end?

  Ling : Oh, that's Teddo's best friend, Mac.

  Curly : Well, then who's Mr. Fancy-Pants in the top hot and scarf?

  Ling : That's a snowman.

  Larry : Yeah, but what's his name?

• Ling : [Larry and Curly enter the office building where Teddy works; one sign reads "Ditcher, Quick & Hyde: Divorce Lawyers", another sign reads "Proba, Keester & Wintz: Proctologists"]  Kickham, Harter, and Indagroyne, may I help you?

  Ling : [on the phone]  Yes, I'll connect you now.

  Ling : [Ling hangs the phone up]  Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but the clown college is on the ninth floor.

  Larry : Oh, no, I'm here to see Teddy Harter. Tell him it's his old pal, Larry, from the orphanage.

  Ling : Oh, Teddo's not here. He's out making arrangements for his anniversary party.

  Larry : All right, then, can I speak to his old man?

  Ling : Mr. Harter is at lunch, but he should be back soon.

  Larry : Nice glasses.

  Ling : Thank you.

  Larry : You got a little spot there, let me help you out.

  [Larry takes Ling's glasses, licking them the with his tongue, followed by a spit-shine, wiping them clean] 

  Larry : [Larry hands Ling's glasses back to her]  There you are, good as new. By the way, do not lick those, I'm just getting over pink-eye.