The Three Stooges (2012)
Roy Jenkins: Officer Mycroft
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Quotes
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Larry : ["Turkey in the Straw" plays in the background; a sign reads "Rolling Gills, The Kings of Farm Raised Sammin"] Here's a little drink for you, Elsie.
Larry : [Larry holds a watering can over the salmon] Jonesy, you gotta hold still in order to get a drink. Hello, Maritza, you're getting your color back.
Curly : [Curly steps on a salmon to shoo the flies away] Ralphie don't look so good.
Moe : Poor guy's drying out.
Curly : Oh, good for you, Ralphie. Realizing there's a problem is half the battle, heh-heh.
Larry : Hey look, our first customer.
Curly : Woo-woo-woo.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson : What are you doing?
Moe : Only selling the finest farm-raised salmon in the county, that's all.
Curly : Yeah, they're all free-range; no nets, no cages. They can go wherever they want.
Larry : Plus we have smoked salmon.
[Larry holds up a salmon with a cigar in its mouth]
Curly : Oh.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson : But this is a golf course!
Larry : So what? We let 'em play through.
Curly : What's your beef?
Moe : Yeah, we're trying to save an orphanage. Look, are you here to buy fish, or are you just kicking the tires?
Larry : [a police car pulls up] Hey, do your job. Cart path only.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson : I'll cart path you, you little -
[Moe pokes Lamson in the eyes]
Larry , Curly , Moe : Nyah-ah-ahh!
Curly : Woo-woo-woo, woo-woo!
[the Stooges run away]
Moe : It's the five-o, scram!
Officer Mycroft : You again!
Larry , Curly , Moe : Nyah-ah-ahh!
[the Stooges run off with a windmill, then throw it to the ground as they run away]
Larry : Oh, my back.
[the Stooges run through a hole in the hedge]
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Moe : [riding on Curly's back and dangling a carrot in front of him] Yah! Yah mule! Yah!
Moe : [the Stooges run into an alley] Whoa, whoa!
Moe : [Curly snorts like a horse] Easy, Seabiscuit, easy!
Larry : [pulls repeatedly on a locked door] We're trapped like rats!
Moe : Speak for yourself, rodent.
[pushes Larry aside]
Moe : We're going to need a battering ram.
[Moe and Larry look at Curly]
Officer Mycroft : You go that way, I'll go this way!
[Officers Mycroft and Armstrong split up]
Officer Armstrong : Okay!
[Armstrong wheezes as he chases the Stooges on foot]
Moe , Larry : [Moe and Larry use Curly as a battering ram against the door] Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Curly : Oh oh, fellas, ease up, you're squeezing my ankles too tight!
Moe : Quit your whining.
[Curly groans from the pain as the Stooges break through the metal door]