The Three Stooges (2012)

Jackie Flynn: Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

Quotes 

• Larry : ["Turkey in the Straw" plays in the background; a sign reads "Rolling Gills, The Kings of Farm Raised Sammin"]  Here's a little drink for you, Elsie.

  Larry : [Larry holds a watering can over the salmon]  Jonesy, you gotta hold still in order to get a drink. Hello, Maritza, you're getting your color back.

  Curly : [Curly steps on a salmon to shoo the flies away]  Ralphie don't look so good.

  Moe : Poor guy's drying out.

  Curly : Oh, good for you, Ralphie. Realizing there's a problem is half the battle, heh-heh.

  Larry : Hey look, our first customer.

  Curly : Woo-woo-woo.

  Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson : What are you doing?

  Moe : Only selling the finest farm-raised salmon in the county, that's all.

  Curly : Yeah, they're all free-range; no nets, no cages. They can go wherever they want.

  Larry : Plus we have smoked salmon.

  [Larry holds up a salmon with a cigar in its mouth] 

  Curly : Oh.

  Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson : But this is a golf course!

  Larry : So what? We let 'em play through.

  Curly : What's your beef?

  Moe : Yeah, we're trying to save an orphanage. Look, are you here to buy fish, or are you just kicking the tires?

  Larry : [a police car pulls up]  Hey, do your job. Cart path only.

  Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson : I'll cart path you, you little -

  [Moe pokes Lamson in the eyes] 

  Larry , Curly , Moe : Nyah-ah-ahh!

  Curly : Woo-woo-woo, woo-woo!

  [the Stooges run away] 

  Moe : It's the five-o, scram!

  Officer Mycroft : You again!

  Larry , Curly , Moe : Nyah-ah-ahh!

  [the Stooges run off with a windmill, then throw it to the ground as they run away] 

  Larry : Oh, my back.

  [the Stooges run through a hole in the hedge]