The Three Stooges (2012)

Sayed Badreya: Orderly

Quotes 

• Moe : [Moe and Curly have just come from a hospital dressing room disguised as nurses; Larry is wearing a doctor's lab coat]  That the best you can do? You're scaring the customers.

  Curly : I'm sorry, I didn't bring my false eyelashes.

  Larry : [Moe tears part of Larry's eyebrows from his forehead]  Owww! Hey! What's the big idea?

  Moe : Mind your business.

  Curly : [Moe applies the eyebrows he tore off Larry's forehead to Curly's eyes]  No, Moe - what are you - Ooh, ooh!

  Moe : [Curly grunts as Moe affixes the eyebrows]  Hold still. There you go, there.

  Curly : Oh...

  [Curly chuckles] 

  Curly : Hmm, hmm.

  Moe : Now go on over to that information desk and find out where the hubby's room is, hurry.

  Larry : [Larry imitates a crooner by singing into the stethoscope]  Buh-ba-ba-boo, buh-ba-ba-boo, buh-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba...

  Moe : Let me see that, ohh...

  [Moe hits the part of the stethoscope used for listening to heartbeats with a rubber doctor's mallet, Larry hears a loud, reverberating thud in the stethoscope's earpieces] 

  Larry : Owww!

  Curly : [disguised as a nurse]  Excuse me, dreamsicle, that patient that got hit with a bus, what room is he in?

  Orderly : That would be 386.

  Curly : Okay, thank you.

  Orderly : [the orderly takes Curly's wrist]  Say, I haven't noticed you around here before. I like curvy woman.

  Curly : [Curly giggles, holding a hand fan]  Oh, I bet you say that to all the gals.

  Orderly : What do you say, me and you go out Saturday night, grab some falafel and couple of pops? Huh?

  Curly : [Curly giggles]  Why wait, when you can have a pop right now?

  [Curly slaps the orderly, leaving him with an amorous, love-smitten smile on his face]