The Three Stooges (2012)

Antonio Sabato Jr.: Handsome Guy #1

Quotes 

• Bobby Farrelly : [epilogue]  Hello everyone, I'm Bob Farrelly.

  Pete Farrelly : And I'm Pete Farrelly, and we're the guys that made the movie you just watched.

  Bobby Farrelly : We want you know that all the stunts that were performed in our film, they were done by professionals. And all the tools are not real, they're rubber. Watch this:

  [Bobby picks up a hammer made of rubber, and bends the plastic head; he hits Pete on the head] 

  Bobby Farrelly : Now let's watch that with sound effects.

  [Bobby hits Pete with a hammer, and this time a "clank" sound effect is heard] 

  Bobby Farrelly : Pretty cool.

  Pete Farrelly : Remember that sledgehammer scene? That, too, is made out of rubber. Fake, isn't that right, Bobby?

  [Pete bends the rubber head of a sledgehammer prop] 

  Bobby Farrelly : That's right, Pete.

  [Pete hits Bobby with the rubber sledgehammer prop, a "clank" sound effect is heard] 

  Pete Farrelly : See? he didn't get hurt.

  Bobby Farrelly : Remember the eye poke?

  [Bobby jabs two fingers against Pete's forehead, making a "poke" sound effect] 

  Bobby Farrelly : Now let's look at that again in slow motion.

  [the instant replay shows Bobby's fingers only making contact with the forehead just above the eyebrows, but not in the eyes, making a "poke" sound effect] 

  Bobby Farrelly : Kids, do not poke anyone in the eye. It's very dangerous.

  Pete Farrelly : The point is, this movie's all about fun and games, so please play safe at home. Thank you.