Vet hard (2005)

Menno Stijntjes: Dr. John

Quotes 

• Dr. John : Hello, Mr. Mast. Does it hurt when I press here?

  [presses] 

  Johan Mast : [screams, and punches the doctor] 

• [Bennie talks to Dr. John, who is treating a moaning man] 

  Bennie : Hey. Hey, you. My father just told me he's been given up. And you say you can't do anything.

  Dr. John : Not much. I'm afraid Mr. Mast is no longer a candidate for an organ donation.

  Bennie : Come again?

  Dr. John : Mr. Mast has a very poor condition and is already at an old age...

  Bennie : Because he's had a tough life! I'd like to see you at that age!

  [to the moaning man] 

  Bennie : When do you ever shut up, man! I'm talking to the doctor!

  Dr. John : You don't understand. There just aren't enough donors.

  Bennie : I can get a few accidentally run-over homeless bums here within an hour.

  Dr. John : [laughs nervously]  The donor must be of the same blood type, preferably a relative...

  Bennie : [kicks the moaning man]  *I* am a relative.