Bonjour Monsieur Shlomi (2003)

Yonatan Rozen: Doron Bar-Dayan

Quotes 

• [Lines that appear several times in the film, slightly varied and from differing characters] 

  Doron Bar-Dayan : Don't worry. She'll come back on all fours.

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : On all fours? What is she, a cat?

• Doron Bar-Dayan : Fine. If you don't wanna learn form your big brother, no problem. Stay a virgin.

• Doron Bar-Dayan : Tell me what she said.

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : She asked if we're brothers and said we didn't look alike, that I'm better looking or something. What's so funny?

  Doron Bar-Dayan : You may be better looking, but I have a huge dick.

• [Doron enters wearing nothing but bikini briefs, shoes and a towel over one shoulder] 

  Ziva : [to Ruhama]  Why is he walking around like that in front of the boys?

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : [to Doron]  Put something on.

  Doron Bar-Dayan : [smugly]  I don't feel like it. My balls hurt, okay?