- Josh: I'm confused, Cindy. Maybe you can clarify. You want to be a boy? Or do you want to be a girl/boy? Maybe half-girl, or quarter dog!
- Laurie: Leave her alone, Josh!
- Josh: Are you saying you're on her side?
- Laurie: So? What if I am?
- Josh: Are you saying you liked it? That dance with her?
- Laurie: The thing is, Josh, she's got more balls then any of you.
- [Laurie walks over to Cindy, and suddenly kisses her on the lips]
- Laurie: And she's a much better kisser.
- [Laurie is dancing romantically with Cindy, unaware that she's a girl]
- Laurie: So, why haven't I seen you around?
- Cindy: Maybe you haven't been looking in the right places.
- Laurie: Do you go out with anybody?
- Cindy: Ah... no.
- Laurie: Where do you go to school?
- Cindy: [changing the subject] Tell me three things you like.
- Laurie: I like public radio. And I like Nicole Kidman. And I like stealing my parents car keys and just driving around at two in the morning. And... you. That's four things.