Joey (2004–2006)

Andrea Anders: Alex Garrett

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• Joey : I did the soap thing, but I can be serious. "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" That's Romeo.

  Alex : Actually, that's Juliet.

  Joey : Huh?

  Alex : Well, Romeo doesn't start a speech "Romeo, Romeo..."

  Joey : I did that on like a million auditions!

• Alex : When my mother was my age, she had three kids. All I have is a husband who's away all the time. Last week, a squirrel snuck into our apartment and I thought it was Eric coming home to surprise me. I put on lingerie for a squirrel!

• Joey : How do you say "How y'doin?" in Spanish?

  Alex : Yo tengo herpes.

• Gina : You have very beautiful hair.

  Alex : Oh, well thank you!

  Gina : [handing Alex her card]  If you're ever thinking about selling it, you give me a call.

• Alex : Some kid dropped his army man in the hot tub.

  Joey : CAPTAIN DROPKICK!

• Alex : Well, which is it? Because at 33, you're still happy being a sexy single woman. At 34, you've got a wedding dress in your trunk just in case.

• Alex : I mean, would you look at all these suckers out celebrating this Hallmark holiday? My husband and I don't need this kind of thing. Though, a card would've been nice. Or a phone call. Or an e-mail, perhaps. But we spoke on Tuesday. He asked me to gather up his receipts. Tax time's coming!

• Gina : So, whoever you pick is the real winner?

  Joey : Yes!

  Gina : And I can rub it in Alex's face?

  Alex : Yeah, but you won't get to 'cos it ain't gonna go down like that, biatch!

• Alex : I'm a Corporate Lawyer. I make the World just a little bit worse.