Joey (2004–2006)

Drea de Matteo: Gina Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Gina : I thought you and Chandler should have moved out a long time ago. It's a very vibrant gay scene.

  Joey : Chandler and I are not a gay couple!

• Gina : Oh my gosh, you're not going to believe this. The director over there actually thought I was an actress!

  Joey : That's because you've got big fake boobs and you're crazy.

• Gina : You have very beautiful hair.

  Alex : Oh, well thank you!

  Gina : [handing Alex her card]  If you're ever thinking about selling it, you give me a call.

• Gina : Everything I do, I do for my son.

  Joey : Oh,

  [pointing to her implants] 

  Joey : so, you got those for Michael?

• Gina : That's the good thing about having a kid so young.

  Joey : Yeah. You rarely hear the argument for teen pregnancy.

• Gina : [Joey's teaching Michael how to meet women]  That should be easy: "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?"

  Joey : Hey, it worked on all your friends.

• Joey : It all started when I got this new agent. This woman is a shark and that means she's a really good agent - not an actual shark.

  Gina : I knew that.

  Joey : Uh, yeah. So did I.

• Joey : Stop taking over my room. I have private stuff in there.

  Gina : Well, if you're worried about your diary, this is what it's like:

  [sarcastically] 

  Gina : " Dear diary, Gina's mean to me!"

  Joey : Thats going straight in the book.

• Gina : I'm curious as to what was so important, that it couldn't wait until the end of "Jag".

  Michael : Mom, sit down we have something important to tell you.

  Gina : Oh my God, "Jag" got cancelled!

• Gina : [answering the phone]  Gina Tribbiani, hairdresser to the stars.

  Joey : Really?

  Gina : It's better than saying, "Hairdresser to mostly Dominicans."

• Gina : So, whoever you pick is the real winner?

  Joey : Yes!

  Gina : And I can rub it in Alex's face?

  Alex : Yeah, but you won't get to 'cos it ain't gonna go down like that, biatch!

• Gina : I was so devastated by my divorce that I barely finished the eleventh grade.

• Joey : I know I don't tell you this often, but it's really nice to have someone here I can share my feelings with, it means a lot to me.

  Gina : You can't tell Sara that you love her, but this vagina-monologue just pours out of you.

• Gina : Heimlich? Nice name.

  Joey : I'm sorry. Did I pick a weird name for the robot baby I had with my sister?