The Honeymooners (2005)
Cedric The Entertainer: Ralph Kramden
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Quotes
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Ralph Kramden : Trixie makes Ed French toast.
Alice Kramden : That's because Ed is not on Trimspa.
Ralph Kramden : Oh! You got jokes. You just a regular UPN sitcom. Huh, Alice?
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Ralph Kramden : [after they get kicked out of the pool hall, Ed's phone rings] What are you doing? We got to get back in there.
Ed Norton : [Ed picks up the message on his phone] No time to play. We've got a major backup in the sewer system.
Ralph Kramden : How come every time we go out they call you?
Ed Norton : I'm a specialist. It's like being a brain surgeon or Spider-Man.
Ralph Kramden : Yeah, but Spider-Man won't let us get our asses beat down in a pool hall.
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Alice Kramden : You are certifiable, you know that? You ought to have your head examined!
Ralph Kramden : I'll have my head examined anywhere in the United States, and you know what they're gonna find when they look in there? Nothing!
[Realizing what he said]
Ralph Kramden : Uh...
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Ralph Kramden : Ah ah ah ah ah! Take the wife, leave the French toast!
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Ralph Kramden : Unlike most dogs, Eggy is a survivor. Like Seabiscuit, Rocky, or Destiny's Child.