Team America: World Police (2004)
Fred Tatasciore: Samuel L. Jackson
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Quotes
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Gary Johnston : Wait! Hold on! Spottswoode, I think we just found the entrance to the theater! Have Sarah and Joe lock on to...
Gary Johnston : [he's kicked in the face and falls away backwards] Oof!
Tim Robbins : [drops down from the ceiling] GRRRRR!
Chris : Gary!
[Martin Sheen knocks him out with a wrench]
Tim Robbins : [shouts] Actors Ho!
Helen Hunt : Helen Hunt!
Samuel L. Jackson : Samuel Jackson!
Matt Damon : Matt Damon!
[a bit slurred, like a speech impediment. Gary gets up, only to be kicked in the face by Samuel Jackson]
Samuel L. Jackson : Motherfucker!
[Helen Hunt kicks Chris in the face]
Spottswoode : Gary, Chris, come in!
[no response]
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[Chris is fighting Samuel L. Jackson]
Samuel L. Jackson : Stop tryin' to hit me and hit me!
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Helen Hunt : I'm... Helen Hunt!
Samuel L. Jackson : Samuel L. Jackson!
Matt Damon : [stupidly] Mmmaaattt Dammmmmooonnnn!
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Samuel L. Jackson : Motha Fucka!
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[Backstage. Alec Baldwin paces the floor]
A Page : Five minutes, Mr. Baldwin!
Alec Baldwin : Thank you.
[Tim Robbins and Martin Sheen rush in]
Martin Sheen : Alec! We have a problem!
Tim Robbins : Team America escaped!
Alec Baldwin : WHAT? You FOOLS! They'll ruin everything!
Helen Hunt : We'd better warn everyone; they'll be headed here!
Alec Baldwin : No! We can't look weak and powerless! If violence is all those bastards understand, then violence they'll get! EVERY ACTOR GRAB A GUN AND KEEP TEAM AMERICA FROM REACHING THIS CEREMONY AT ALL COSTS!
Sean Penn : K'PLA!
Janeane Garofolo , Liv Tyler , Samuel L. Jackson , George Clooney : K'PLA!
Tim Robbins : [slowly, with determination] I swear, they won't reach this stage!