FAQ for
Alone in the Dark (2005)

No. This movie was filmed entirely as an homage to a rotting pile of cow manure.

Yes, I hear he is in post production of "I suck at making movies: The Movie" Starring- Uwe Boll.

No. You are a tool for asking.

Despite the unending string of nonsensical quieffing that is forced upon the viewer at the beginning of the film, it is in fact something resembling a movie more than a book.

Unless you pulled half of the self written auto-biography of mike tyson out of a pile of human fecal matter. Then that would be closer.

No. There are some people who do some stuff and then it ends. It should have ended 19 minutes into the movie with a nuclear blast.