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Episodes Rated by IMDb User Votes

Rated Episodes

# Episode User
Rating		 User
Votes

1.12  Camel Filters and Pheremones 8.2 263
1.1  Pilot 8.1 175
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 7.5 172
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.1 147
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 7.6 136
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.1 134
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.6 129
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.7 124
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.0 123
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.3 122
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 7.7 121
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 7.9 120
1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 7.5 117
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 7.6 117
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 7.4 112
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 7.7 110
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 7.8 109
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.2 108
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 7.9 108
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8.1 108
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.0 107
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.5 106
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.4 105
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 7.9 104
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.5 104
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.0 103
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 7.5 103
4.15  My Damn Stalker 7.7 103
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 7.8 102
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.1 102
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 7.4 101
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 7.4 101
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.7 101
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 7.5 99
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 7.3 99
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 7.5 99
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.1 99
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.1 99
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.4 98
1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.4 97
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 7.8 96
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.2 96
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 7.4 95
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 7.7 95
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.7 95
2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 7.7 95
4.1  Working for Caligula 7.2 95
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.0 94
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 7.7 94
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 7.7 93
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.3 93
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.4 93
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.5 92
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 7.9 92
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.4 92
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.8 91
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.7 91
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.4 91
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.5 90
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.2 90
6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.0 90
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 7.8 89
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 7.7 88
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.7 88
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.2 88
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.8 88
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 7.6 88
6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.1 87
6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.7 87
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.4 86
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.1 85
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.4 85
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.9 85
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 7.4 84
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.1 84
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.3 84
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.6 84
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.5 84
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 7.4 84
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 7.5 84
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 7.3 83
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.3 83
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.3 83
3.12  That Special Tug 7.9 82
4.8  Release the Dogs 7.4 82
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.3 81
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 7.4 81
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.1 81
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.5 80
2.13  Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów 7.8 80
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.7 80
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 7.3 79
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.6 79
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 7.6 79
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 8.0 79
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 7.6 78
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 7.6 78
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.4 78
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.5 78
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.0 78
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.3 78
6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 7.6 78
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.3 77
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.5 76
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.5 76
5.13  The Soil is Moist 7.7 76
6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.2 76
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.3 75
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.4 75
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.5 75
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 7.6 75
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.7 75
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.3 73
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.4 73
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.4 72
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.4 72
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.7 72
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.4 71
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 7.4 71
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.5 71
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 7.2 71
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 7.6 71
6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.6 71
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.2 70
5.4  City of Great Racks 7.7 70
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.5 70
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 7.6 70
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.3 68
6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.2 66
7.8  Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 8.2 66
6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 7.9 65
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 7.6 63
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 7.9 63
6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.6 60
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8.1 60
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.4 60
-  Jake Comes of Age 7.5 59
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.6 58
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.6 58
7.5  For the Sake of the Child 6.9 57
6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.4 56
6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.5 56
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.4 56
7.7  Untainted by Filth 7.4 56
6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.3 54
6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.5 54
7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 7.3 52
7.9  Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 7.3 51
6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 7.9 49
7.11  Warning, It's Dirty 7.7 48
6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.5 43
7.10  That's Why They Call It Ball Room 7.2 40

Unrated Episodes

# Episode
7.12  Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
7.13  Yay, No Polyps